A few years ago, I used to blog under a diffrent account, It was general ramblings about the things that entered my head,
nobody really read it, or took much notice. That was until I published a post called 10
reasons why Dating a Disabled Girl is the
best thing you’ll Ever Do. It was a
lighthearted piece, and I thought that like all the others it would never be read…
I published the post ant thought no more of it.
A few days later, it had gone mental RTs via Twitter, countless shares Facebook and it was even discussed by Men in my
local. So here we are it’s 2014, and I am
still single. I thought I’d give you eligable
men 49 reasons why dating me is just amazing..
Best Seat in the House So your new girl is Disabled, . you can expect a lifetime of love and
happiness. Not only that but if she loves
music like I do, you will go to gigs.
No longer will you have to endure craning
to see the stage. On the cabbage patch is
where you will sit, closer than ever to the
stage with handy access to the bar!
Queue Jumping OK Wanna go to Alton Towers?..
I can queue jump and fast track us through.. .Just promise me you’ll hold my hand!
Water fights Bizarre as this may may sound but according to government Disabled People are exempt from hose pipe bands.
Long hot Summers and a water fight.. How much fun does that sound! Oooops you got your shirt wet…
Shut up and Drive I live in the Midlands, we have a toll road that many moan about paying for..
Disabled Girlfriend to the rescue, Free pass lets go for a drive. You gotta fast car? is it
fast enough so we can drive away?
Come Fly With Me Get treated like a VIP at airports…
First on the plane and last off we beat the
crowds and take it easy
Race Ya… Because racing trolleys in the . Supermarket at 2am when drunk is so last season… Wheelchairs are far more superior and don’t have wonky wheeels!
Fancy Gadgets My house is equipped with Gadgets to help me round the house, be it a
through floor lift a personal washing toilet, massive wet room or a bed that sits you up, loving me could feel totally futuristic
Determined I have dealt with massive amounts of crap in my life, whether it be . discrimination or just personal frustration I have always been massively determined, and apparently Men like a Woman who
knows her own mind?
Always smiling, always polite
Your Mother is going to
Love Me…. The Wheelchair has and always
will be a magnet for weirdos, I will head this upto any potentail suitors right now. There is no escaping the fact that I will get
accosted and occasionally offended by the odd twat. I am however an expert in
remaining polite and and nice, I’m just the
kinda girl you could take home to your
Human Shopping Trolley Never again will have the trolley or basket dilemma, load me up I can fit an ironing board on my knee… No sweat!
I won’t ask for those . expensive shoes for my Birthday Because well my shoes last forever… If I ever by some miracle gain the ability
to walk though you may be in big trouble!
Just the right height For passing you items stored in
low cupboards… What else did you think??!
Be a hero Prepare to be a Saint, select
members of the public will see you with me and think you’re a hero because your . dating a wheelchair user.. Bless ‘em
Hob nob with celebrities Famous folk love a disabled person, it makes them look good and gives ‘em a warm fuzzy feeling… If they meet me, they’ll also meet you! Friend to the stars and a gorgous girl.. Are you Brad Pit??
Make your life easier You may not think that I can teach
you how you can make life easier, but I can… Years of finding simple tasks a slight
struggle have meant I have done things my own way… You be surprised what I can
open with just my teeth!
Get out of boring parties - By claiming access is a problem
No further point needed
Never use stairs again Love in an Elevator was written
about me.. Possibly
Make Dancing Fun With the added bonus of wheels
we can really impress at Parties… Or, if I’maybe so forward a first dance…
Discounts Discounts, freebies whatever you . call em you will never pay full price on a day out again
We are geniuses All the power that should go to my legs has to go somewhere, my boobs and . brains bore the brunt.. Mainly my boobs if I’m honest
Have a story to tell the kids Life is never ever boring and I’m
sure you will have a million stories that had us in fits of giggles. I promise this to be
I am not pathetic I’m not a weak pathetic person,
even if this list doesn’t convince you life will be great. I am stronger than most and very very resilient
We think outside the box Disabled People are amazing at
seeing the bigger picture, there is no
problem we can’t face. Depends on the
angle you approach it!
I can take a joke Hello… I made a list!
Frequent New Cars Disabled people who qualify for
Motibility get to change there cars every
three years. I can’t drive so you’ll have too… I may get you a suit and hat I do like a Man in a suit…
Talents I know fluent BSL and can teach
you … We can have conversations in private!
Passionate I am driven and determined,
passion sits hand in hand with everything I do, my legs may not work but it will never
ever stop me from leading a normal life that is something I am passionate about
I’ll never look a mess Many disabled people plump for
comfort over style, Jogger bottoms and no make up.. This will never be me
I can stand up for myself I have dealt with enough
discrimination to have a cutting remark in
response though it would be nice to have a . gentlemen defend my honor occasionally
I’m always happy to talk You might have to kiss me shut me up…
I’m much more than wheels I am not defined by wheels and
never will be..
You’ll never forget me How can you possibly forget a gal
in a wheelchair with crazy hair who goes
round proclaiming to be a Wonder Woman
I’m ambitious I got plans.. Big plans
Funny I am the first one to poke fun at this situation. I will often pull a leg or two when asked how I became disabled. Saving kids in Africa makes them stand open mouthed
I’m no scrounger Despite my barriers, I have a job I
love. It’s not fancy or big hitting but I enjoy
it, I won’t ask you for money
Creative Because having a difficulty makes
it easy to be a creative power, difference is good
I live for today I know how easy life can change, in a blink of an eye. Live for today and make
every second count
We are amazing in a crisis I honestly amaze myself at the . strength and outward calm that washes . over me in times of panic.. Keep calm,
you’re gonna be fine
I hate people feeling sorry
for me Don’t call me an inspiration. This is my life and I have never known any different. I am no soldier voluntary fighting in a . war
RADAR keys My own keys for public loos.
Loyalty My friends are the best in the world and my family are the greatest in the
universe my loyalty doesn’t stop there, there’s a place for my better half…
We aren’t bothered about public
opinion I belive they’ll be staring at us because we are so beautiful together or what a lucky fella you are
Discounted TV Discounted TV license for us!
Mothers love me I will be a hit.. Guaranteed
Life is too short to row Make love, not war
Free Parking Maybe this should be reason
Every day is Orange
Wednesday My Companion gets in free with
me on a trip to the cinema… Popcorn is on you…
So there ya go…
49 reasons why Dating me is a fantastic
idea whatdya think…
Fancy a date?